i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.
when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends
they only let us narrate yogurt commercials.
Click the link.THE LINK
That awkward moment in a writer’s life when you have the urge to email a tiny country store in Vermont to ask whether or not they sell paprika
I’m gonna do it I’m gonna email them
I did the thing
THEY DON’T SELL PAPRIKA
GOD BLESS AUTHORS WHO CARE THIS MUCH ABOUT ACCURACY
everyone needs a pic of a dog standing on a bathroom sink on their blog
100lb of Magnetic Putty
science side of tumblr, please explain
thank you science side.
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”